I'm Matt Brown, and I'm a firework.

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samswittyusername:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

I feel like the amount of times this is on my blog is not legal.

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Ozzy Osbourne having fun at wax museum.

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illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

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sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

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I open my eyes underwater so that the chlorine can clean away all the things I’ve seen 

broadwaycom:

Neil Patrick Harris headed to Broadway in HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH in spring 2014

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5pock:

elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again

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mollsattacks:

have you ever had to explain to someone
who knows nothing

how important stephen sondheim is

and how he’s this nation’s greatest living artist? 

it’s hard
where to even begin, am i right